My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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