her vagine was all disorganized.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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