My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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