Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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