I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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