Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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