I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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