I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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