is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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