he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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