idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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