I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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