now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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