508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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