Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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