i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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