He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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