another moral hangover. fuck.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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