I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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