hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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