Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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