Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
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I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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