He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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