Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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