i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
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21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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