Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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