I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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