bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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