There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
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No subtext here. People are naked.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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