I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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