And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize