My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
babies were throwing up all over the place
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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