you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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