Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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