ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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