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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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