College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize