I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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