Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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