Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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