We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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