Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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