There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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