As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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