are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
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It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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