Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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