A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
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How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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