please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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