The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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