never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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