just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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