she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
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Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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